Omg!!!

So, this guy has decided to represent himself in a probotion revocation charge. He just admitted the following in open court.
1-he has a pending charge in lake Charles that is "bad, real bad...but I intend to beat it". Turns out he is wanted for carnal knowledge of a minor.
2- he said that he didn't know she was a minor and that he "hired her and fired her, If you know what I mean."
3-he is is no longer allowed in alabama, because they are trying to get him to serve a life sentence.

After he said all of this, he asked the court judge blagojovich-hair If he could have house arrest. Judge blagojovich-hair actually started laughing.
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