Break

So, this is the longest witness to date. The state just finished their questioning of the chief homicide detective in charge of the investigation. Things I've learned:
1. There are only 6 homicide investigators in Jefferson parish. Does this make sense to anyone??? Isn't new Orleans the murder capital of the country right now?
2. Cmurder keeps himself in shape. We saw photos of him sans shirt so the jury could he a sense of his tattooage. "cmurder" written on the front, "tru" written on his back.
3. Cmurder went into the police station wearing a saints jersey that said "murder" on the back. I'm sorry, but WHAT??? Is he missing synapses in his brain?? This was 6 days after the kid was killed. If nothing else, cmurder is guilty of not having tact.
4. There was much dicussion at the bench about someone by the name of "wango" who was convicted to a crime related to this murder. I wonder what it was? Judge blagojovich-hair wouldn't let the jury hear. Must investigate tonight.
5. The owners of the "platinum club" lied to the police about having a functioning video surveillance equipment (they told the police their equipment was just for show, when in fact it actually recorded. Then they later turned over a tape, but it was from the wrong night.)
6. While being questioned by the police, cmurder started asking the police officers questions about how many eyewitnesses we're coming forward, and what their names were. He then apparently started talking to the police officer about a friend of his named Mac the assassin. Hmm. Another exhibit pointing to the fact that cmurder might be a few screws loose.

Mr magoo's cross is up next...

OH! I forgot this part!! During one moment, when judge blagojovich-hair was playing on his laptop....I heard the unmistakable sound of the AIM beep. TELL me he is aimchatting. That would make my year. Ps. Did he not get the memo that the rest of the 21st century over the age of 15 has moved over to gchat?
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