Dealbreakers

Do you ever go to gmail, type in one word in the "Search" function, and read the results? I just did that for the phrase "dealbreaker" and I felt compelled to share.

He was wearing giants athletic shorts, a tie-dye giants t-shirt AND......giants CROCS. DEALBREAKER

A guy who doesn't watch TV? DEALBREAKER

He loved tony romo. DEALBREAKER.

He said, "i love the mudslides at tgi fridays" DEALBREAKER

Cellphone Holsters. DEALBREAKER

If a guy proposed to me with a ring paid for by PLUS Loans? DEALBREAKER

His name is Dustin?? DEALBREAKER

His favorite drink is half sprite/half beer.  He calls it a "snow white."  DEALBREAKER

He told me "my favorite sitcom of all time is king of queens. Kevin James is a comedic genius." seriously??? DEALBREAKER

I'm not willing to settle for someone who seems mentally unhinged. also, someone who went to osteopath school is a DO instead of a MD. DEALBREAKER

A guy who doesn’t read? DEALBREAKER

Does he live at home? DEALBREAKER

He has no other guy friends? DEALBREAKER

Um, i'm sorry --cartoonist? DEALBREAKER

He placed his cat's paws on his arms? DEALBREAKER

Not all of these were said by me, but I do agree that they are all dealbreakers.

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Men's Fashion

Can we talk about something that has been bothering me for quite some time?

What is the deal with men in the south who wear this:

I just don't get it. There is no place in society for a short-sleeved button up shirt for a man. Either you are committing to the oxford and rolling up the sleeves if it gets a little warm, or you are going with a polo/tshirt. Who are these people who think they can have it both ways? I recently went to church and counted about 37 offenders. In the house of God? You're really going to give that sort of C+ effort? Of course...having said that..I was at church for the express purpose of meeting men, so maybe I shouldn't stand in my glass house and throw stones.

But let's get back to the matter at hand. The short sleeved button up shirt is the clothing equivalent of a mullet. "Business in the front, party in the back!" False. Just like you're not going to get in the door at a company with a mullet, you are not going to be taken seriously at work with one of these Jehovah's witness shirts. Also, for me, it is a dealbreaker.

And I wonder why I am single.
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You can find anything on the internet...

...Including a husband. Did YOU know there was a website with the url ALovingHusband.com? There is. I've done a review of some of the prospects on there, and here are my top choices.
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