Future Husbands: Part Deux

Back by popular demand, I bring you another helping of "Future Husbands from the Ukraine." I decided that since some of my readers are of an older demographic, I should try looking at the 30-50+ age range. And let me tell you...these older bachelors did not disappoint.

First up, meet Alexander.

If I knew how to spell out a cat/tiger purring noise, that's what I'd be typing right now. This 50yr old silver fox knows how to keep it right and tight. Ladies, before you go crazy, he *does* come with a little baggage: "I am calm and tempered man. I have two daughters but they live together with their mother." I think Alexander was hoping we'd be SO distracted by his declarations of being "calm and tempered" that we wouldn't notice the sentence about his progeny living elsewhere in rural Ukraine with an ex wife.   Alexander is not at all picky when it comes to a future wife. What is he looking for? "I want to meet a sexy, pretty, tall, non-smoking, not fat, honest, clever, with a sense of humor, neat lady who wants to become ideal and want to create a good family." I guess with a bod like that, he probably has A-L-L the ladies in the Kherson region knocking down his door. Homey has to have some standards.

One of the things that some of my readers in law school complain about is the difficulty in finding a man with their same educational/professional aspirations. I submit that my next bachelor, Eugene, might be your answer.  

He's a lawyer!  One thing I appreciate about Eugene's profile is that it is VERY clear that he put some time and effort into his answers.  Specifically - I'm pretty sure he consulted with an English language thesaurus on more than one occasion.  Example:  In his description he writes, "I am a calm, tempered, faithful,quiet, counterbalanced,devoted, easily appeased, unrealistic, pensive, sober,judicious, poetic, art, generous, careful."  I'm glad to hear that he is both counterbalanced AND devoted.  I was worried. Although, one wonders if this lawyer sees the logical error in describing himself as both easily appeased and unrealistic.

He, like Alexander, is also very clear about what he wants out of a woman:

If you are kind, patient, sexy,faithful,understanding of
your soul mate, loving the classical rock, not mercantile, a
good housewife and not inclined to getting fat.

He's a keeper. 

Finally, we have Viktor.

He is 43 years old, divorced, and describes himself as, "quiet, even-tempered, secure, kind, without bad habits.I prefer a casual style of clothing." All well and good. But then...he leaves you with this:

I like sport, fishing, tourism. I have a secondary-special
education and I am a cook by profession. Probably I shall
taste you once with my dishes.

I am not even going to comment. 
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