Google

I had been reluctant to make my blog searchable on google, but recently, in an attempt to become the new Perez Hilton, I allowed google to add me to their ever growing empire. UNFORTUNATELY, it turns out people aren't using search queries like "Lil Layne Awesome Blog Amazing Girl Is she single?" to find my blog. But, always giving the public want they want, I will list some of the search strings which have led people to my blog, and try to answer their questions.

"Lil wayne bowling alley in Louisiana"
I'm guessing this person was wondering whether Lil Wayne has a themed bowling alley in Louisiana? Or perhaps he was wondering if there were photos of Lil Wayne in a bowling alley? Unclear. As far as I know, there is no Lil Wayne bowling alley. Of course, if there was one, I would totally throw a party at said bowling alley to meet all of my readers. So...like...my mom would probably be the only one there. I must admit - I am not the best bowler. We had this "team building" exercise at my former employment at a bowling alley once. I was god awful. Literally, I was fighting for my life to NOT be last place out of 30 people. I may have even had negative points. And if i'm not mistaken...people were taking note of the scores. That year, I did not get a full pay-raise.

what happened to c-murder
Where. to. begin. What happened to c-murder? He was born? He decided to name himself c-murder? Master P was more successful than him? A dentist butchered him when they put in his gold teeth? I mean...really.


lil wayne raps about the saints
YEAH! Why HASN'T Lil Wayne rapped about the Saints?? Too busy getting arrested and having babies? He should be alll over this mess. Does Lil Wayne have ANY civic pride? Also - is it true he made out with Zach Efron?

who wrote the song "panty dropper" by trey songz?
Is someone actually attempting to find out if "Panty Dropper" was written by an actual lyricist? Really? Panty Dropper?? Obviously the answer to that is Andrew Lloyd Weber. Read more