"you had an issue with a voice recorder. you are a sexy woman, brown shirt. tell me where, and even though I told you that you didn't have to, what'd you do? you had me turned on :)"
I am very confused by this posting. What was happening at the time this man ran into the woman?? And more importantly, who still uses voice recorders?? As I see it, the "sexy woman" was at radio shack, attempting to return a voice recorder that was not working. Meanwhile, further away, this creeper was standing behind the rack of batteries, watching the woman argue with the inepts who probably work at said Radio Shack, and was getting "turned on :)" This doesn't sound like a "missed connection" as much as it sounds like the woman "successfully evaded a serial killer."
"This is a very strange one, but also pretty incredible. Near Little 5, you walked by my window several times while walking your dog, staring in at me, while I was nude. Now I could not help it, I got really off on it, you came by several times and after I finally got it, I stayed nude for quite a while letting you enjoy. I was not sure anyone could see it, well now I know and I also know its really fun. But I don't want to get in trouble! I have always wanted to know a voyeur female. I have no idea if you will ever see this but please contact me if you do!"
So...i'm just trying to wrap my head around what was happening here. A woman was out walking her dog, when she passed by an open window facing the street. Behind this open window is a man (age 47 according to the post headline), completely naked, just standing there posing. The woman can't get enough of this naked man approaching the age of retirement, so she continues to walk back and forth just to stare at him. Yes...this seems plausible. Men will believe whatever they want to believe. You know how people go to the circus to look at the "freaks"? Well.....do I need to connect the dots here? 47 year old man, standing naked by an open window...sort of like a circus side show when you think about it.
"GRIL I SAW YOU OVER THERE ON YOUR COMPUTER LOOKIN ALL HOT WITH YOUR MINI DOG. I WANNA HIT TAT SO BADZ. I LIKE YOUR PJ PANTS BABY.
CALL ME FOR GOOD TIME, I'LL FEED YOU REECIES CUPS."
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