I was hoping someone could check out my hamstring pull, preferably Dr. James Andrews. I mean, I did pull it while running a 5k...so that would make it a sports injury, right?
OMG. This table of 5 surgeons is sitting right next to me talking about....you guessed it: SUTURES. I would get bored of this real quick. Maybe I will come back tomorrow with a sign that says, "Tell me the most interesting thing about yourself that doesn't involve sutures." You think I will get any responses? Or will I be kicked out with a quickness?
Hey! I found something doctors and lawyers have in common!
We both write on yellow notepads! A commonality! But I thought doctors had terrible handwriting? Wouldn't smartphones or computers be better for them?
The suture talk continues next to me. I wonder if I start yelling out "SUTURE MALPRACTICE LAWSUIT LAWYER DAUBERT WITNESS LAWYER SUTURES MALPRACTICE" they might change their topic of conversation.
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How's the injury from the intense 5K you ran?
Totally healed. I've started running again. How's your pride? You know, after running the 5k a full 30 MINUTES LONGER than it took me? You should be ashamed.
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