Sexting

Here at Lil Layne, I like to keep up with the current events.  And no subject is more talked about than the following: Sexting.  More specifically, "Pexting."  I have a lot of thoughts on this.  So I'll just jump to the chase. 

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How NOT to Pick Up a Girl in a Coffee Shop

Well, the parade of horribles that I encounter at coffee shops while I study continues to grow larger.  Today I witnessed the VERY WORST WAY to try and pick-up a girl at a coffee shop.  Unfortunately, I was the target of this "meet-cute" trainwreck.

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Match.com

So, as some of you may know, I have been known to dabble on match.com for occasion. After moving back to New Orleans, I found myself bored, and needing a distraction, so I decided to edit my profile and bit, and peruse the offerings.  It was then that I realized that someone needed to write a primer for men who write internet dating profiles.  Of course, I have like...3...male readers.  But that is beside the point.  I just want to help you.  So here are my tips.
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An Open Letter to the Woman In My Coffee Shop

Dear Woman Conducting Business Via Her Cell Phone in My Local Coffee Shop, Read more

We have a tentative date!

Have you heard? 
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....And then I tried to buy some tall boots.

So, as someone who likes to keep up with the current fashion trends, I see that the young people have been wearing tall riding boots.  How cute and preppy.  I must buy myself some, I thought.  WRONG.
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...And then I went to Walmart at Midnight on Black Friday

I had written up this long and drawn out account on how I found myself inside a Walmart at midnight on Black Friday, but do you really need to know? All you need to know is that I decided to go, and I walked there from the hotel where we were staying.  Yes, by foot.  And no, my parents did not know that I left the hotel by myself to do this.  
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...and then I flew on a plane.

For loyal readers of Lil Layne, you now know that something about air travel and Layne doesn't mix.  Do we all remember the JFK Christmas 2007 debacle? Well, it happened again.  I think the day's events are best chronicled in the form of a time-line.

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Facebook "Questions"

Of all the asinine features www.facebook.com has developed over the years (and we're talking farmville, mafia wars, the "how big is your brain" quiz series, the "autism spectrum test"), I think the facebook "questions" application/page HAS TO BE THE WORST. Read more

Some people's mothers are grandchild crazy....

My mom is: wedding crazy.
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