K.Gates Interview: Damn right, I have a K. Gates interview. It can be found right here. In other news, what will Mr. Gates do now that Mardi Gras/Lombardi-Gras is over?? I predict that K. Gates will be the rapper du jour for all the bar/batmitzvahs in the gulf south region. Any 13yr old would LOVE to throw their arms in the air in response to, "we yellin' black n' gold of the Super Bowl."
Lil Wayne Raps about the Saints: UGHHHH INTERNETS....haven't we already covered this one already? Lil Wayne has NOT rapped about the Saints, which is why he is henceforth now known as Benedict Weezy. Lil Wayne is a traitor. He picked the Vikings. He probably picked the Colts too. He is now in jail. Good riddance.
www.dirty: This search string was obviously someone's failed attempt at locating pornographic material. Of course, this BEGS the question: WHY DID MY BLOG COME UP UNDER THIS SEARCH?
Sean Payton Facial Expressions: I guess someone wants to see all of Sean Payton's facial expressions? I've tried to collect a variety of Payton facial expressions, but I don't think this is the most compelling storyline of the Super Bowl. I think a better search query would be "Where has Sean Payton taken the Lombardi Trophy?" Because the answer is EVERYWHERE. Literally - the man has NOT PARTED with the trophy since receiving it. He brought it to the Saints parade, to Orpheus...he even brought it to a CONCERT AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES. Word on the street is that he let it be passed around in the mosh-pit. I LOVE THIS MAN. That trophy will probably end up being Patient Zero in some terrible plague that will end the earth...but who cares? Who Dat. Now where was I?? Oh yes...facial expressions.
Video Footage of Dirty Play by the Saints: No, Sir. You will not find that footage here, because no such play exists. You, my friend, are just bitter because the Vikings lost. BUT IT IS OVER NOW. WE WON THE SUPER BOWL. MOVE ALONG.
Sean Payton dancing to the Ying Yang Twins: My word, has Sean Payton become popular all of the sudden. I thought to myself, "no way did this actually happen." WRONG. Sean Payton DID dance to the Ying Yang twins.
How much you want to bet Sean "P-Diddy" Payton just wanted to go to sleep right then and there? When he threw up that blanket, I was sure he was about to get nestled in the fetal position for a petite catnap. I would have. But P-Diddy is a TROOPER. He also seems like the sort of guy you would always want with you at a work-party at a bar. The type that will always say, "ONE MORE ROUND!!!"
Okay, that is all I have for now. Happy Googling!
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