My battery power is almost gone, and the only thing I accomplished today was talking to some retirees (working as greeters) about their dislike of sushi, and how they think I should work at IHOP this summer. Things I need to acquire if I want to come back tomorrow:
1) A badge
2) Crutches (might make for a good conversation starter)
3) A sign that says, "Tell me the most entertaining thing about yourself that doesn't involve sutures"
4) More professional looking clothing
5) A Medical Degree
6) A flask filled with alcohol.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
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