Every major television event deserves a drinking game, and Super Bowl XLIV is no exception. Having created a drinking game for the legendary Giants v. Pats a few years back, I thought I might try my hand at it again.
Take a sip of your drink if...
The camera pans to either Archie, Olivia, Cooper or Eli Manning in the stands;
The camera pans to any Kardashian;
The camera pans to a ridiculously dressed Saints and/or Colts fan;
The Sportscaster mentions "Peyton Manning" and "Hall of Fame" in the same sentence;
Any of the following words or phrases are used: Katrina, Mardi Gras, "shred," finesse, "thread the needle," accuracy, scramble, "remember me shot," Bourbon Street, gumbo, and mismatch.
Take a large gulp if...
You can see the fear in Peyton Manning's eye;
The camera inexplicably pans to a random celebrity not affiliated with the Saints or Colts at all;
The camera pans to Drew Brees or Peyton Manning studying on the sidelines;
The camera pan to either Brittany Brees or Mrs. Peyton Manning;
An argument breaks out on the sidelines (of either team);
A team has consecutive first downs;
There is a fumble;
Brees TD Pass to the endzone;
Penalty flag resulting in a first down;
Completed passes to: Jeremy Shockey, Lance Moore, Darnell Dinkins; and
Any good Garrett Hartley kick (extra point or field goal).
Take a shot of hard alcohol if...
Peyton Manning is intercepted;
A turnover/interception results in a defensive touchdown;
Reggie Bush breaks a run for over 30 yards;
Kickoff return is run for a touchdown;
Drew Brees runs it in for a touchdown;
The camera catches Cooper and/or Eli Manning cheering for the Saints; and
Any member of The Who has a nipple slip.
Pour champagne all over yourself and others if...
The Saints Win the Superbowl.
Any glaring omissions?? Either email me (Lil.Layne504@gmail.com) or leave it in the comments! On Saturday I will post the official "Lil Layne Who Dat Nation Drinking Game" which will incorporate all of your suggestions. Or maybe no one will email or suggest anything, and I will just get drunk by myself in my bedroom and lay the fetal position, depressed over the futility of my life.
Please note: I did not and will not add anything about hits on Peyton Manning, as I think it is bad karma. Any other player, however, is fair game.
Thursday, February 04, 2010
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2 comments:
Well I would play the game but I can't because I'm not of the drinking age. I'll do it with sodas. I think Mark Sanchez is going to the game, but I'm not entirely sure.
I'm sure Mark Sanchez would be THRILLED to know that he has become the new pin-up boy for 16yr old catholic school girls across the country. I suppose I will add "The camera pans to any quarterback whose team was defeated in a playoff game" as an entry.
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